If you thought Mark Sanford's love letters were embarrassing, check out this footage of Republican CA. Assemblyman Michael D. Duvall discussing his sexual trysts with a lobbyist. He actually uses the word "dripping." It's sick.

KCAL9 offers the above video of Duvall's potty mouth, as caught on a hot mic, which are always trouble.

For those of you not wanting to watch it all, OC Weekly provides some of married, 54-year old, totally overweight and unattractive Duvall's raunchy ramblings, which he obviously didn't know were being recorded:

She wears little eye-patch underwear.... So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday—a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!"

Ug. Please. That's disgusting. And what a bad example for younger politicians. Everyone knows you should always use a condom while exchanging liquids with lobbyists.

Some speculate the lobbyist in question is Heidi DeJong Barsuglia, who's 36 and works on behalf of Sempra Energy, a private company that often works with California's Committee on Utilities & Commerce, of which Duvall is vice chairman. Destiny practically threw them together!

Apparently everyone in town knew about the affair and Duvall, who loves conservative values, also has another lady on the side. The sad part is, it sounds like he may be getting laid more often than most of our close associates. What is the world coming to?