It's the ultimate camouflage for your sleek, seductive MacBook Pro: A sleeve masquerading as that rotting corpse of print journalism, the daily newspaper.

It's the perfect repellant for criminally-minded urban digerati, much like the classical music piped outside convenience stores to discourage teenaged loiterers. The Barcelona design firm Mitemite prices it around $85, according to the New York Times' gadget blog, which could buy you a year's worth of real newspapers to wrap your laptop in. But then you'd have to deal with ink, clutter, the pressure to read up on international affairs. Ick.

(Pic: Mitemite via Times)