Some people have called Glenn Beck a racist for not supporting Barack Obama. Beck disagrees: he's a patriot. And, to help prove his outrageous points, Beck invited Pastor Stephen Broden to back him up. How does this help? Broden's black!

Yes, Pastor Broden also believes that Obama's administration will lead to socialism, ideologically-motivated hit squads and general cultural disintegration. Beck wonders aloud whether Broden, who supported McCain during last year's election, too has become a pariah. Certainly he can't be called a racist, because he's black, so what pejoratives does Broden face? The good pastor hasn't the foggiest. He just hopes people call him a "patriot," a moniker Beck readily affixes.

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