Glenn Beck, who is now just explicitly repackaging race-baiting apocalyptic Alex Jones conspiracy theories and misspelling OLIGARCHY, broke 3 million viewers last Wednesday. That is more than your favorite show!

Mad Men, the famous and brilliant television show about how it was weird and bad but also secretly really fucking awesome when dudes smoked and drank at work while treating women like shit (and everyone dressed better but there were no black people), was incessantly hyped by every wing of the East Coast Liberal Media Elite for weeks before its new season started, and the premiere drew 2.8 million viewers.

This will all change of course once Sarah Palin tells her fans to watch Mad Men. Someone send her some DVDs!