Oh my! Listen kids, whatever you do, don't ask Hillary Clinton about her husband's opinions on foreign affairs, because she will swallow you whole and eat you alive, just like she did this poor African student this afternoon!

According to the AP, all of this was just a big misunderstanding, as the poor verbally-flogged student asked Clinton for President Obama's opinion on China's offer to loan money to the Congo, but the obviously incompetent (Or perhaps evil?) interpreter said "Clinton" instead of "Obama," which provoked this response from Hillary:

My husband is not secretary of state, I am. I am not going to be channeling my husband.

Lasers then shot out of Hillary's eyes, lasers that struck the African student squarely in the genitals, burning his nether bits into pork rind-like flesh forms. It was then, as the student was doubled-over grabbing his scalded crotch in pain/horror, that Hillary opened her mouth and swallowed him whole, not even bothering to slather her unsuspecting prey with a condiment for added flavor/lubrication. Our Secretary of State is a badass who will not be disrespected by anyone, so bring it on Iran!

CNN has the video: