MSNBC keeps the Washington Post's Jonathan Capehart locked in a room with a camera. Sometimes they throw him a bagel, which he scarfs down because he's hungry from never not being on television, and then they laugh at him.

In this clip, Capehart doesn't know that Dylan Ratigan—a dick—is broadcasting during the precious few seconds that MSNBC allows for him to stuff his face before they make him start talking about birthers again. Off-camera, Ratigan's colleagues are calling him out for airing the footage and threatening to catch him when he doesn't know he's on the air. Maybe that would go something like this?