On Monday night Conan had William Shatner on the Tonight Show to conduct a dramatic reading of a particularly poetic prose passage from Sarah Palin's resignation speech. Tonight Shatner returned to conduct another dramatic reading of Palin tweets.

Now, as anyone who has followed Sarah Palin's Twitter can attest, any attempt to make sense of her brain droppings is an exercise in utter futility, so any attempt to go beyond that and recite any Palin 140-character word soup dramatically, as William Shatner did with the tweet below, is, well, quite admirable. Awe-inspiring really.

Behold, a master thespian at work ladies and gentlemen.

And where is this new, no holds barred, politically incorrect Twitter account Sarah Palin promised us all? She's such a tease.