Of course you would! It's been two hours since TMZ got ahold of the call to 911 reporting Michael Jackson's heart attack and we haven't posted it. Dereliction of duty! Anyway, the link is here.

In the call, a very flustered, obsequious man asks for an ambulance to be sent for a man who has collapsed and is no longer breathing. The only thing sensational about it is that it is now out there. How are people framing their decision to serve up something they know will fascinate you?