If there are two things that define angry sex fiend Post columnist Andrea Peyser, those things are being angry (at people, and things) and liking sexy people (free or not). Today she gets to do both, in one paragraph!

CELEBS, behave. The era of Plaxico "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" Burress is coming to an end in January, when Manhattan gets a new district attorney — hopefully, one in a short, tight, black skirt.

The rest of the column goes on to say: "...he loved having me...control...him." (...) "Leslie...craves...my love." (...) "I...need...a woman. That's offensive."