On the scene to cover the Puerto Rican Day parade: none other than heir to the New York Times throne, A.G. "The Future" Sulzberger! A.G. did what he does best: ferret out penetrating quotes.

The elder Ms. Raghnauth, however, did not miss Mr. Espada or Mr. Monserrate, who face separate legal inquiries. "They better not be here, because we're going to beat the hell out of them," she said.

This story actually had three additional contributors, so perhaps one of them personally interviewed the violence-prone elder Ms Raghnauth. A.G., I watched the Miguel Cotto fight Saturday night, on TV, an experience which might have provided some additional illuminating quotes for your piece, as Cotto is a Puerto Rican national hero—email me and let's get together so we don't miss any more opportunities to work together!

This shows the NYT's commitment to cultural diversity as well as our disturbing commitment to obsessive media royalty stalking. Hooooooooooo! [NYT]