Britney is hell bent on meeting the Queen and is planning a "pop-in," Kristin Cavallari is pissing off Audrina Patridge on the set of The Hills, Brangelina denies breakup rumors AGAIN, and Jon Gosselin and his mistress are photographed on vacation.

  • Oh this is ripe—-Britney Spears, currently playing a series of concert dates in London, is so hell bent on meeting the Queen and having her little rugrats rub shoulders with royalty, that she's planning on giving Buckingham Palace the ole "pop-in" in the hopes that the Queen will feel sorry for her and take her in. There is no way this is ending without sparking an international incident. [Mirror]

  • Kristin Cavallari has just started filming on The Hills and she is already starting trouble! Supposedly, she showed up at Audrina Patridge's birthday party and Audrina caught her trying to get into Justin Bobby's pants and all hell broke loose. Of course, we all know that The Hills is totally not scripted so none of this was staged for dramatic television effect. [Daily News]

  • Rumors have been swirling for some time that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were on the rocks and about to break up, but their publicist now says that all of this is a bunch of hooey, so of course we believe it because publicists don't lie and we can all now go back to eating potato chips and watching game shows. [Daily News]

  • Photos have emerged of Jon Gosselin and his alleged mistress hanging out together on vacation in Utah with the poor, cuckolded Kate nowhere in sight. [Just Jared]

  • Sienna Miller is PISSED that Nobu has the audacity to put the endangered blue fin tuna on the menu at its restaurants. [Sun]

  • For the first time in seven years, recovering crackhead Whitney Houston has a brand new album coming out. [Dlisted]

  • Lindsay Lohan is in London basically doing nothing other than stalking Samantha Ronson all over town. [Daily News]

  • LeAnn Rimes is accused of being a heartless homewrecker by breaking up a marriage but she insists she's done absolutely nothing wrong. [Just Jared]

  • Lance Armstrong and his lady friend have welcomed a bouncing baby boy into the world. [EOnline]