Hipster Grifter and Brooklyn superstar Kari Ferrell had her court hearing in Philly today and Doree Shafrir, the lone real reporter to ever have touched this story, was there. Kari told an untruth:

She said she was 22 years old and said she had a bachelor's degree in music from the University of Utah. (Several sources had previously told The Observer that Ms. Ferrell does not in fact have a degree. After her hearing, The Observer called the University of Utah's transcripts department, which told us that no one by the name of Kari Ferrell or Farrell had ever been enrolled.)

This was her first opportunity to lie in public since lying about how she got arrested, and she knocked it right out of the park. Now she waits for Utah authorities to come pick her up. Up to 30 days.