The Philadelphia Inquirer is a bankrupt paper run by a greedy Republican flack. They're going to save themselves by hiring America's most unpopular and/ or idiotic Republicans as columnists:

John Yoo, the Bush lawyer most famous for his Torture Memos, is now a bylined Inquirer columnist. Let's examine a list of the paper's recent high-profile Op-Ed page hirings:

  • John Yoo.
  • Rick Santorum.

And they got all kinds of shit for paying mean empty suit Santorum $1,750 per shitty column so they must be paying Yoo, like, $15K each.

Financial turnaround is in the air!
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