Classic appliance ads from the halcyon days when women were in the kitchen, dad was drunk in the den, and kids were really fucking creepy-looking: is there anything better?

This child is about to be a "Child Trapped in Fridge" headline.

Four waffles: because good white families have four people. No more. No less.

This lady is just crazy.

Little Timmy and his sister, Satania, love toast.

Both the first and the second statement in this advertisement turned out to be false.

[Woman's Day via Adfreak]