S.I.'s TV Terrorist Going to Jail
So this guy in Staten Island is going to prison for six years because he sold a satellite TV package of Arab news stations that included Al Manar, which is Hezbollah's TERROR CHANNEL.
The prosecutors call him "Hezbollah's man in New York City," because he offered this channel, which is apparently TERRORISM. He also sold porn, so you know he's basically an Islamic fundamentalist and an amoral big city commie.
This America-hater's punishment won't end after his prison term, of course!
Iqbal, who has lived in the U.S. for more than 20 years, will most likely be deported once he has completed his prison sentence, Dratel said. Iqbal, a former car mechanic, is married with five children and a sixth child due in July.
You can screen al-Manar right here, in the comfort of your own home. And then you can GO TO JAIL FOR BEING A TERRORIST.
(Make your own "and yet it's no crime to broadcast ___" jokes we are too depressed.) (Hint: Glenn Beck.)