For the first time in almost a week, hipster grifter Kari Ferrell has failed to yield an amusing new bauble, and thank god for that. The Kari Ferrell meme is too weak to sustain itself.

...until she surfaces again, of course. But the meta-hipster grifter internet reaction will be short-lived until some actual news returns to revive it. The best the internet has offered so far: a few different unattractive t-shirts (depending on your taste! Some are better than others), with matching handbags. If you catch anybody wearing any of these items out in the wild, email us photos at once.

[ certainly has bigger possibilities, though. Don't forget to give Doree a cut of all merchandise sales.]