In today's famous people Twitter stunts, talk-show lesbian Ellen DeGeneres wanted a million Twitter followers by today. She's almost 13% there! Meanwhile Jon Favreau has taken celebrity Twitter posting to its logical conclusion.

Ellen missed her goal by 877,147, even after posting a pic of her hot wife. Who Twitters better?

Former Defamer editor Mark Lisanti. Lisanti spotted the Hollywood director sending out a photo taken in the toilet of an airplane on his way to SXSW, the grotesquely fun and pointless music-movie-Internet festival in Austin, Texas. See, Ellen? That's how you earn your Twitter following.

(Photo by Jon Favreau)