I'm truly disappointed that after all this time, Phish Phans still cannot successfully conceal their stash. Cops confiscated $1.2 million in various drugs at three Phish shows in Virginia last weekend. Hide it, hippies!

Police used a combination of undercover and out-in-the-open tactics, those at the scene said. In one case, an undercover police officer offered to sell concert tickets in return for drugs, then arrested the man who tried to buy them.

Yea real cool, pigs. Why not just go to a baseball game and arrest anyone drinking Bud Light? Editor Gabriel Snyder advocates a reference to "Shooting Phish in a barrel" here, although I have mixed feelings.

The following hippies were summarily executed by Virginia authorities:

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