CNN analyst, New Yorker writer, alleged affair-haver, and big Facebook fan Jeffrey Toobin recently updated his Facebook status to "married." He's actually been married for years! Click through to see the outpouring of interest:

The current rumor is that Toobin got Casey Greenfield, a younger lawyer and the daughter of CBS' Jeff Greenfield, pregnant. She is not his wife. So you could be forgiven for interpreting this as some sort of public affirmation of commitment.