Someone gave former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich "six figures" to write a book about how he went about selecting a replacement for Barack Obama, in the Senate.

And if Blago is convicted of something criminal by the time it comes out Phoenix Books presumably gets to take the money back? Anyways let's hope it is just one of those "pop-up books," about his hair. (Hey-o! That one's on us, Fallon!) [AP via Wonkette]