It's a shame that someone went to the trouble of hacking Miley Cyrus's Twitter account, then eschewed the imaginative vagina prose of his forebears to merely imagine X-rated episodes of The Miley and Mandy Show.

Also, Demi Lovato wears fake hair, ROFL!!1!!!. We're terribly disappointed that the hacker didn't seize his chance to start a Twitter feud with the Kutchers ("@aplusk: more like ass-cot!!!"), add the missing, terrible stanzas to Miley's duet with Margaret Cho, or pit inappropriate suitors Justin Gaston and Stephen Baldwin against each other in a battle royale that would begin with chest shaving and end in church on Sunday. The screenshots (courtesy of ONTD) are below.