Man, Tom Cruise really did not want to answer Jay Leno's questions about musical theater and Broadway. But Leno kept asking! Defensive about something, Tom?

Bottom line: Cruise would like to do a musical. He got his start in musicals! He's OK with that! Being not at all defensive about his sexuality and all! This whole conversation is making him jumpy. How about he sings you some Elvis? That's totally macho and butch, right??