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Congrats to shady money manager (and convicted felon) Jeffrey Epstein, who scored a big victory in court today:

Jeffrey Epstein's penis cannot be examined by lawyers for women who say the billionaire sex offender abused them, a Palm Beach, Fla., judge ruled Monday. The shape of Epstein's penis is not relevant to the civil cases against him, Circuit Judge Donald Hafele ruled. If it becomes relevant, Hafele said he would reconsider the request.

Judge denies request to examine penis [UPI via Daily Intel]
Previously: Jeffrey Epstein Will Not Talk About His Manhood [Cityfile]