When does America care about a Jersey City Councilman? When a Jersey City Councilman urinates on people in Washington, DC. Steven Lipski was arrested in our nation's capital this weekend, because he went to the 9:30 Club to see a Grateful Dead tribute band, got wasted, and peed off the balcony. Idiot drunk middle-aged politicians are DC's cross to bear, of course, and Lipski has given the 9:30 Club staff trouble before:

"We've dealt with this man before," the source added. "He's never peed on anybody, but he gets really belligerent and drunk."

On Sunday, Lipski announced that he was never, ever going to drink, again. He is a Jersey City politician, of course, so if he actually does stop being a drunk mook he'll probably lose reelection.