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• Tiger Woods' mistress tally is quickly approaching the double digits. Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas model, says she had a two-year affair with Woods; then there's Cori Rist, an aspiring model, who says she started seeing Woods after meeting him at Butter. To top it all off, porn star Holly Sampson has also been mentioned as a woman Woods was involved with, although she's yet to confirm or deny the report. Meanwhile, Queen Oprah thoughtfully reached out to Tiger over the weekend and offered him the opportunity to tell his side of the story, and that may be his best chance yet of somehow saving his rep at this point. [NYDN, E! NYDN]
• Alexa Joel, the daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, is recovering at home after what seems to have been a suicide attempt on Saturday. Joel took a bunch of homeopathic sleeping pills—possibly because she was upset over a break-up—and then called 911 herself. [NYP, NYDN, NYP]

Tinsley Mortimer's dad, George Mercer, was listening to jazz the other night when he apparently got up on stage, hijacked the microphone, and drunkenly tried to sing "New York, New York." Security promptly kicked Mercer and girlfriend Krissy Morrow to the curb. Stay classy, Mr. Mercer. [P6]
• Despite the fact that ABC dropped him from Jimmy Kimmel, its New Year's Eve show, and Good Morning America, Adam Lambert will appear on the View on Thursday. (Pre-taped, obviously.) They've probably scared him from within an inch of his life, so we wouldn't be surprised if he just sings, motionless and awkward, at the microphone. [People]
• Are Lindsay Lohan and Jason Segal hooking up? Maybe! Despite telling photographers outside his house that LiLo wasn't there, she was spotted leaving the place yesterday. [DM]
• Remember how White House crasher Michaele Salahi once called herself a former Miss USA? Well, she wasn't. And Donald Trump is not pleased: "She couldn't have been a former Miss USA if she'd tried." [WP]
• The Real Housewives of New Jersey went to court late last week over pulled hair extensions. Which is precisely the sort of thing you'd expect to go to court about, isn't it? [NYDN]
• In case you were wondering, Britney Spears' camp is denying Courtney Love's claims that Britney was molested by her father as a child. [NYDN]
• Seventeen year-old Miley Cyrus has gone and gotten herself an under-boob tattoo, which reads "Just Breathe." [NYDN]
• Not only have alleged thief Casey Johnson's friends turned against her, now her exes are too. Johnson's ex-lover, Courtenay Semel, said "I wish her well—but well away from me...I've had enough." [P6]
• What's George Michael up to these days? He smokes seven joints a day and hooks up with two random men a week, that's what. [NYDN]
• Amy Adams and her fiance Darren Legallo are expecting a baby. [Us]
Office Space actor Ron Livingston is sick and tired of vandals going to Wikipedia and changing his page to say he's in a gay relationship. So he's filed suit against the company over it. [TMZ]
• If you're wondering why Rosie O'Donnell is orange these days, it's because she says she "lives to tan." She also says "exposure to the sun isn't dangerous," which has cancer experts furious. [P6]
• Mischa Barton has never been dumped, she wants you to know. Also, she's just "on the prowl" these days and doesn't have a boyfriend. Something else she doesn't have? A job. [ShowbizSpy]
• Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo was injured in a bus accident near Albany, but you'll be happy to know he's doing just fine. [CNN]
• Lady Gaga appeared in yet another creepy outfit on the British program The X Factor last night, and she performed a song from inside a ginormous bathtub, of course. [DM]
• She's got more than one pair of heels, and Suri Cruise isn't afraid to wear them. This time, she's paired red polka-dotted heels with a floor-length pink flamenco dress for a trip to the park. Naturally. [DM]