Pasty British expat writer Toby Young has news for you, America: your new president isn't "black," so stop acting all excited. "[Am] I the only person in the world who's noticed that Barak [sic] Obama isn't black?" he wonders. "Slaves were black. Barak [sic] Oboma [sic] isn't descended from slaves. He was born in Hawaii and raised by two white people." Can you school us any more on the intricacies of the blacks, Mr. Nilla?

Obviously, electing Oboma [sic] is a step in the right direction. Americans deserve approximately half the praise they've been heaping on themselves because, after all, Obama is half-African-American.

Why are you light-skinned African-Americans always trying to sneak past Toby Young? He sees you. [Spectator]