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Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy got married in a quiet ceremony in France a few weeks ago. Sneaky! [Life & Style]
• Emmy Rossum's husband, music exec Justin Siegel, has filed for divorce. (Their 2008 secret marriage was only discovered when the couple was reported to have split up in August.) Naturally, Siegel is asking Rossum to pay for the divorce and he's seeking spousal support, too. [TMZ, Us]
• Yet another book is coming out alleging that Bill Clinton did inappropriate things. In her new book Government Girl: Young and Female in the White House, Stacy Parker Aab claims Clinton groped her in a hotel room in 2000 and his pal Vernon Jordan tried to kiss her twice. Good thing the poor girl got this all off her cheat a mere nine years after the fact. [NYDN]

• Has Marc Jacobs signed on to be part of a Real Housewives-esque reality show about gay men that's coming soon to Logo? No, probably not. You can blame a clueless Daily News reporter (who apparently didn't bother to read the story she's referencing in her story) for starting that one. [NYDN]
Kanye West is conveniently blaming his spastic VMA episode on booze, and after his tour with Lady Gaga ends in January, he's reportedly going to rehab. [MSNBC]
OK! freaked out on Sunday when photos of Khloe Kardashian in her wedding gown leaked and threatened the magazine's $250,000 "exclusive." The weekly had to pony up $50,000 extra to get the paparazzi pics off the market. [P6, NYDN]
• In other Kardashian family drama, Kim Kardashian is back dating football player Reggie Bush after a two-month hiatus. His mother and stepfather even attended sister Khloe's wedding. [E!, Us, People]
• Mel Gibson's lawyer is asking a judge to remove Mel's DUI from his record since he has completed the terms of his 3-year probation. Now, if his lawyer could just figure out a way to make people forget that anti-Semitic rant. [TMZ]
Big Love's Ginnifer Goodwin has been dating stand-up comedian Joey Kern since the summer. Yes, he's even less famous than her ex, Chris Klein. [NYDN]
• On a trip to Venice, Rihanna was barred from entering Saint Mark's Basilica because her legs and shoulders were uncovered. So she rustled up a hideous red cover up situation and went on her way. [The Sun]
Ellen Barkin ran into Matt Damon while he was filming on her street in the village the other day, rubbed his head, and told him to come over when he was finished. Weird? Yes. Creepy? Totally. [P6]
Two and a Half Men's Jon Cryer has adopted a baby girl with his wife, Lisa Joyner. The baby's name is Daisy. [People]
• Jude Law won't see model Samantha Burke's new baby until a DNA test has been conducted to prove it's his. Interesting, though, that he reportedly paid for pre-natal expenses and the birth as an "act of kindness." [News of the World]
• Kelly Osbourne reportedly told a friend that she was shocked at the short hemlines of female partygoers at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party because many of the girls were so young. When did Kelly get so vanilla? [P6]
• A new video of Amy Winehouse rapping is making the rounds. Genius joke or simply tragic? Either way, seeing Amy with her face so close to the camera is pretty terrifying. [The Sun, 3am]
Sofia Coppola is still dating Thomas Mars, lead singer for French rock/pop group Phoenix and father of her 3-year-old daughter, in case you were wondering. [P6]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy are still dating as well, despite reports that Jamie has been cheating on her with his ex. [Us]
• Fred Durst announced on Twitter that he's separating from his wife, Esther Nazarov, after just three months. Yes, apparently Fred Durst is still alive. [Us]
• Was Roman Polanski arrested because he and his lawyers taunted LA County prosecutors in court documents? That's one theory making the rounds. [LA Times]