Many of you jerks probably don't have work, because you are jerks. Oh well. For those that remain: a secretly gay rapper, a closeted gay star hitting on a straight star, an actress with a deadbeat baby daddy, a billionaire who's marrying a lady way younger, and two TV lesbians all await you after the jump. Suck on it, Christopher Columbus! 1) "Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side?" [NYDN] 2) "Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee." [Mirror] 3) "C+ list actress co-star on a Top 20 network show. You would know her face if you watch the show, but doubtful you would know the name. But not for the reasons you think. Anyway, you would think since her boyfriend can't get a job he would at least find time to help raise the baby while our actress is at work. I mean it is his kid I think. But, no, he makes the actress get a nanny so he can go hang out at strip clubs all day with her money." [CDaN] 4) "Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network show. Umm, if you are going to do some work on our actor's house, you may want to consider insurance or a lawyer. A group of people were repairing our actor's roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Hurt badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, no one would care about him one way or the other and to just get him off the actor's property." [CDaN] 5) "Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who’s never been married before? She’s been after the old codger since his wife of decades died." [P6] 6) "Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately." [P6] 7) "Which two TV actresses are dating? The first woman is an actress on a network TV show. She is a partner in a sham marriage. Her new girlfriend is probably C+ list, because although she is also on a TV show, she is not a household name. She is a little older than our fake bride. They have been inseparable for the past two months." [BlindGossip, blessedly rewritten from a CDaN item]