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Stop Us If You Think That You've Heard This One Before: We're all outta Valkyrie jokes at this point, but it is our civic duty to relay to you that the MGM building has been evacuated this morning due to a bomb threat. As you'll no doubt recall, this same thing happened last Friday and also in early August. And for those of you keeping score at home, the storied Constellation Blvd. office building has also suffered anthrax threats and an unprovoked attack of killer bees in the last two months. If you want more information, we have the email sent out to employees after the jump.——————

Please be advised that MGM Tower has received a possible bomb threat. Building Management and the Los Angeles Police Department have been notified. As a precaution, MGM has decided to evacuate our space effective immediately. Please take all personal belongings with you and do not congregate in front of MGM Tower or anywhere else on the property. You will be evacuated by your Floor Wardens. Please call the MGM Hotline at 1:00 p.m. to receive further instruction prior to returning to MGM Tower. The number is [redacted].