Cabana Cachaca is a Brazilian brand of liquor. Nobody knows or cares how it tastes, because everyone is too busy talking about its remarkable skill at barely cutting nipples out of its advertising photos. Or sometimes leaving nipples in! It's an incredibly trite marketing strategy, but it succeeds. Go figure. Except in Chicago, where one billboard has been deemed Too Hot For The Public: Before:


The obvious solution: Nyce G Strapless Panties. (I'm incredibly proud of myself for working in that product link which I stole from Adrants.) [Billboard pics: Lee Bey via Huffpo]