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• Bruce Willis tied the knot with Victoria's Secret model Emma Heming this weekend at his home in Turks & Caicos. He's 54; she's 30. Guests at the wedding included his daughters, Madonna, and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. [NYP, LAT]
• Natasha Bedingfield got married on Saturday, too, to a California businessman in Malibu. [People]
• 64-year-old tech billionaire Jim Clark married his 28-year-old girlfriend this weekend with a four-day event on Richard Branson's Necker Island. Guests included Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber and Ed Norton. [NYP]
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart finally got engaged. [People]
• Alas, it's not all happy news: Agyness Deyn and Albert Hammond Jr. have reportedly broken up. [NYM]

• Lauren Conrad is putting her clothing line on hiatus until further notice because of the "economic climate." [P6]
• Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have apparently been fighting over money lately, since "Lindsay's overspending is out of control," and Sam supposedly wants her to "learn how to become a recessionista." [NYDN]
• M.I.A. and Ben Brewer named their baby Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. Grandpa must be so proud. [NYP]
• Sumner Redstone is "fed up" with rumors that he's dating a former flight attendant, reportedly because the thinks it's hurting his chances at getting back together with his estranged wife, Paula Fortunato. [R&M]
• Did a botched renovation job on Annie Leibovitz's townhouse force her to pawn off the rights to her photographs? [P6]
• Kate Moss' boyfriend Jamie Hince reportedly bought her a plot of land in France where he's planning to "make Kate's own brand of champagne." [This Is London]
• More bad news for A-Rod: Manhattan madam Kristin Davis says he used to be a client at her agency, although she liked him so much she "dated him herself for free." [NYDN]
• Michael Jackson is supposedly planning to adopt a child while he's on tour in England this summer. Great idea! [SS]
• Britney Spears has allegedly been receiving death threats on tour. [NE]
Padma Lakshmi was spotted sharing a bottle of Dom Perignon with Vikram Chatwal at Amalia. [P6]
Matt Lauer had some sort of accident with a deer while he was riding his bike this weekend that forced him to miss work today. Poor thing. [People]
Anne Hathaway is in talks to play Judy Garland in a new film. [Insider]
• Bad news for siblings: Director Christopher Nolan's brother Matthew was arrested last week in connection with the kidnapping and murder of a businessman in 2005. [NYP]
• And Lisa Ling's sister, Laura, and another Current TV reporter have been detained by the North Korean government for allegedly crossing their border illegally. [NYP]