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• Not such good news for Kanye West: He was charged with misdemeanor battery, grand theft and vandalism yesterday in connection with the fight he had with a bunch of photographers at LAX back in September. He could face up to 2 1/2 years in jail if convicted, although that's highly unlikely. And since they're not felony charges, he isn't expected to appear in court when he's arraigned on April 14. [NYDN, LAT, AP]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are supposedly planning a massive—but totally top-secret!—second wedding, just in time for their one-year anniversary in April. But please don't tell anyone. [In Touch]
• James Franco is having a hard time moving around the Columbia University campus now that so many of his fans have figured out his class schedule. [P6]
• John Mayer's rep says he is not writing a tell-all book about Jennifer Aniston, despite what you may have read in Star. [MSNBC]

• Blessing in disguise, perhaps? A judge has forbidden Adnan Ghalib from communicating with Britney Spears for the next three years. [People]
• Bruce Willis and model Emma Heming might be getting married in Turks & Caicos this week. [People]
• Julie Henderson's friends supposedly want her to dump Russell Simmons because he's too old. Maybe it has something to do with the fact he takes yoga classes with Ashley Dupre? [P6]
• Madonna is reportedly coming out with another greatest hits album. [E!]
• Rihanna's "mentor," producer Evan Rogers, says Oprah and Tyra Banks should stop talking about Rihanna. Duly noted. [MSNBC]
• An animated music video Heath Ledger directed for Modest Mouse before his death will be released this later year. [AP]
• Kate Moss likes to party a lot. Shocking news, clearly. [DM]
• Is Elizabeth Hurley's marriage to Arun Naya in trouble? [DM]
• Financier Henry Silverman got cursed out by a drunk woman in St. Barths for being a "lying, cheating bastard" and leaving his wife Nancy last year. [P6]
• Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. [NYDN]
• Oh no! Valentino spilled a glass of red wine on Anne Hathaway at the party celebrating his documentary on Tuesday night. [NYDN]