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• Get the welcome wagon ready: Jennifer Aniston may be moving to New York soon, both to be closer to John Mayer and because she's filming her next two movies here. [Fox 411]
• A bunch of people who attended Madonna, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's Oscars party at Guy Oseary's house ended up leaving early and heading over to the more popular Vanity Fair bash instead. Kate Winslet screamed "Wooo!" at everyone who congratulated her (and later tripped down a small set of steps), a tipsy Natalie Portman flirted with Twilight's Robert Pattinson, and Mick Jagger chatted up every woman that came within two feet of him. [P6, NYDN, E!, Mirror]
• Madonna looked conspicuously wrinkle-free while squiring Jesus Luz around LA last weekend and eventually ran into Sean Penn on Sunday night. After congratulating him on his Oscar win, he pointed in Luz's direction and replied, "Thanks. Another kid already?" [NYDN, DS, Sun]
• Nicky Hilton placed a homeless man under "citizen's arrest" after he pushed her on to the ground outside an IHOP. Seriously. [Us]

Adriana Lima and her basketball player fiance Marko Jaric eloped on Valentine's Day. [People]
Mario Batali freaked out on a bunch of fans at the South Beach Wine & Food Festival. [P6]
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have become so close to Jay-Z and Beyonce that their kids now call him "Uncle J." [P6]
• Mickey Rourke says he's buying a new Chihuahua and naming it Oscar. [Radar]
• Freida Pinto has signed on to star in Woody Allen's next film. [Variety]
Parker Posey flirted with the bartender at Vero in Midtown then gave him a $50 tip on two glasses of wine. [P6]
• Madonna sent boxes of used closed and autographed copies of her children's book to an orphanage in Malawi. [People]
• Amy Winehouse says she has no plans to return to England in the immediate future. We'll see of Great Britain can survive. [People]
• Elle Macpherson's latest boyfriend is UK designer Oswald Boateng. [NYDN]
• Britney Spears' dad went to court yesterday to try to make Britney's restraining order against Sam Lutfi permanent. [Us]
• Joss Stone and her 19-year-old boyfriend have broken up. [Sun]
• Charles Barkley pleaded guilty to DUI charges yesterday. [NYDN]
• Eminem is suing Universal Music for unpaid royalties. [Wrap]
• Bianca Jagger is being sued by a man who says he found a $254,000 platinum ring that Jagger had lost, but that she failed to pay him a reward. [BBC]