Spencer Morgan profiles transsexual makeup artist Jamie Clayton in the Observer this week—she's dubbed the "second most beautiful girl in New York." As we read, we realized that she's actually way better at being a girl than, um, many of us who were born as women! For example:"She says she can even have vaginal orgasms"—which actually puts her ahead of quite a few biological women. She also "gets hit on or asked out about five times a week," which also puts her waaaay ahead of most of the anecdotal evidence I've collected amongst female friends. Damn, girl! Keep on doing whatever it is you're doing, extra baggage or no baggage. [Photo: James Hamilton for the Observer]