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• Remember all that talk about how a noble Guy Ritchie was walking away from his marriage to Madonna without asking for a penny? Madonna would like everyone to stop feeling sorry for him and note that he's actually getting somewhere between $75 and $92 million (depending on the value of several real estate properties), making it "one of the largest payouts ever," according to Madge's publicist, Liz Rosenberg. [NYP, Mirror]
• Imprisoned con man (and Anne Hathaway ex) Raffaello Follieri has agreed to pay back $3.6 million to the people he scammed, although it's doubtful it will ever happen since Follieri's lawyers say he's "virtually broke." [NYP, AP]
• Newlyweds Tommy Hilfiger and Dee Ocleppo are honeymooning at Tommy's home in Mustique and are planning a big reception in New York sometime after New Year's, just so you know. [Cindy Adams]

Scarlett Johansson is threatening to sue Cosmopolitan UK over quotes that she says were fabricated. [Guardian]
• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber named their newborn son Samuel Kai. [People]
• Katie Holmes stopped by her apartment building's Christmas party for about two minutes, which apparently makes her a really great neighbor. [P6]
Rachael Ray is postponing the vocal cord surgery she had planned for this week. [People]
• Leighton Meester's rep says she's not engaged to Sebastian Stan. [Us]
• Dennis Quaid and his wife have settled their lawsuit against Cedars-Sinai hospital for over-medicating their infant twins, reportedly for $750,000. [LAT]
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend Lorenzo Martone are "very close" and "very happy together," you'll be happy to hear. [P6]
• Was the premiere for Tom Cruise's new movie, Valkyrie, designed to keep Scientology protestors as far away as possible? Maybe! [MSNBC]
• These are tough times even for royalty. Queen Elizabeth has supposedly cut costs at Buckingham Palace by telling staffers to shut off lights and reuse leftover food. [P6]
• A rep for Michelle Williams says she has no plans to attend the Golden Globes or accept any posthumus awards for Heath Ledger. [MSNBC]
• Paris Hilton and Benji Madden partied together in LA this week, which suggests they may be getting back together. Ah, young love. [E!]