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♦ Britney Spears went to a Bronx school yesterday to visit some children. Unfortunately, the school was closed for the second day of Rosh Hashanah, so her handlers had to rustle up a bunch of other kids for the photo op. [OK!]
♦ Adnan Ghalib is backtracking on his Britney sex tape story. He now says there never was one to begin with. [MSNBC]
♦ Larry Flynt says his company has already shot a new porn movie starring a Sarah Palin look-alike, although he's not revealing the title yet. [R&M]
♦ Are Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady getting married? [Chicago Sun-Times]
♦ The woman who spotted Heather Locklear's car swerving and dialed 911 was former Us Weekly staffer Jill Ishkanian, who now runs a paparazzi photo agency of her own. [MSNBC]

♦ Melissa Etheridge and longtime partner Tammy Lynn Michaels have announced they're getting married. [NYDN]
♦ Shia LaBeouf got injured again: He eyebrow needed stitches after an accident on the set of the new Transformers. [R&M]
♦ The reason Bill and Hillary Clinton aren't stumping very hard for Barack Obama? It's because Barack refused to promise Hillary a seat on the Supreme Court. Allegedly. [P6]
♦ Producer Marty Richards won a $9 million settlement from Miramax over unpaid profits from the film Chicago. [P6]
Rosie O'Donnell has signed on to host a variety show that will air live the night before Thanksgiving. [ET]
♦ Lauren Conrad's clothing line might not be selling very well at Bloomingdale's. [P6]
The Hills' Audrina Patridge is in talks with MTV to get her own show. [In Touch]
♦ Jessica Alba bought $16,000 worth of clothes that were too small for her as motivation to lose her baby weight. [MSNBC]
7th Heaven's Beverly Mitchell got married yesterday, and Jessica Biel was one of her bridesmaids. [E!]
Anne Hathaway has quit smoking, drinking, and eating meat since her breakup with Raffaello Follieri. [NYDN]
♦ Oprah's mom is countersuing the Milwaukee clothing store that claims she owes $156,000 in unpaid bills; she says they took advantage of her "lack of knowledge." [People]
Donald Trump is buying up parcels of land around the Beverly Hills Hotel, although what he's planning on doing with them is still a mystery. [P6]