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♦ Charges will not be filed against Shia LaBeouf in connection with his car accident in LA in July. He may still lose his license, though, for failing to submit to a blood-alcohol test after the crash. [E!]
♦ Lindsay Lohan is so scared of her dad that she may take out an order of protection against him. [P6]
♦ Last week it was rumored Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli had split up. Now it's rumored they're back together. [OK!]
Robert De Niro is a giant pain to work with who makes "weird midnight phone calls." Or at least that's what Harvey Weinstein and Quentin Tarantino said in a taped phone conversation from 1997 that's just now been leaked. [P6]
♦ Julia Roberts left the Waverly Inn covered up in a pashmina, which means it's time for a fresh round of rumors that she's secretly pregnant. [The Sun]

♦ Brokers at Brown Harris Stevens think it's unfair that Kathy Sloane didn't get fired over her disastrous 20/20 interview last week. [P6]
♦ Opie & Anthony's Anthony Cumia got caught cheating on his girlfriend Jill Nicolini, and now she's apparently taken revenge on him by dating a hedge funder named Joseph Di Virgilio. [R&M]
♦ Sacha Baron Cohen tried (and failed) to sneak into the Versace show in Milan with Joanna Coles. [P6]
♦ Jennifer Aniston has been calling John Mayer because she's "desperate" to get back together. [Daily Mail]
♦ Prince Albert of Monaco is finally settling down. He's planning to tie the knot with his girlfriend, Charlene Wittstock, next summer. [P6]
♦ What did Brad Pitt do on his first day in Germany? He hung with Quentin Tarantino, visited the doctor, and then had dinner by himself, just in case you were wondering. [Star]
♦ Amy Winehouse vomited on a bunch of borrowed gowns, then tried to return them. [Mirror]
♦ Warren Buffett says his No. 1 regret is letting his wife Susie leave him. [R&M]
Sheldon Silver's law firm is using the Erin Brockovich as a pitchwoman in their new TV ads. [NYDN]
♦ Hayden Panettiere's dad will be charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly hitting her mom last month. [E!]
♦ Luke Perry got mad at Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb when he was on the Today show this week. Why? They played a clip from his days on 90210. [R&M]
♦ Pink might be dating a mystery Italian man, although her rep says he's just a friend. [P6]
The Hills' Whitney Port might be getting back together with her ex, Ben Lyons. [In Touch]
♦ Reese Witherspoon can't stand Vince Vaughn. [OK!]
Lisa Gastineau says she's sick of daughter Brittny encroaching on her space and borrowing her stuff, and now she wants her out of the house. That doesn't sound very motherly! [In Touch]
♦ Britney Spears' new single, Womanizer, debuted on Z100 this morning. [Us]
♦ Oh no! Miley Cyrus has apparently developed a "vocal cord nodule" and now might be in danger of losing her singing voice. [Star]