Wondering how to pull off the perfect clam bake on the beach? Let Luigi Tadini, PlumTV's newest correspondent, show you! The Brazilian social scenester is planning his "un-birthday party" at the Surf Lodge in Montauk. (His real birthday is in April, but the poor thing didn't get to celebrate.) After the jump, watch the real-life Chuck Bass dance, frolick on the beach, take off his shirt, and chew slowly to the soothing sounds of a blues soundtrack.