Britney Spears' new baby will no doubt be the first to auction its own "inside the uterus" exclusive photo deal if the tabloid Star is correct that her paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib is bragging about having knocked her up. First Ghalib supposedly married Spears in a secret Mexico ceremony, then Spears appeared in public with some kind of tummy bulge and now Adnan is said to be "made for life" due to the supposed pregnancy. The whole thing sounds insane, given that Spears was carrying a pack of cigarettes in the tummy bulge photo and that Ghalib has approximately 50 million reasons to prolong his relationship with Spears and avoid pissing her off by blabbing like this. "Insane," of course, means "entirely plausible" when you're talking about Britney Spears.