Alec Baldwin was snapped at a Los Angeles-are Blockbuster with his "daughter-of-a-bitch" Ireland, 12, the one he left the shameful voice mail for last year, calling her all kinds of terrible names. She wisely leaked it to the media, and now in this picture you can just see her grinning up a storm as dad hides like a scared little piggy.
Britney Spears was allowed to spend time with her two young sons, as long as Kevin Federline's security guy guarded the kid, and a court-ordered monitor hovered, and a psychiatrist took notes, and her father was supervising, and her lawyer was supervising her father. Oh also, paparazzi agency X17 would get to photograph the whole thing from above, probably in a helicopter or something. Miraculously, no one was reported injured or crazy.
The whole thing meant so much to Britney she cried, in the good way, then afterward took her father out for steak, in the had-to-be-escorted-past-paparazzi-by-chefs-probably-because-they-are-good-with-knives way.
Justin Timberlake and Kate Hudson are not only together but possibly pregnant. And she still won't be seen with him in public. Ouch. [HollyScoop]
Most terrifying Oscar moment: Gary Busey, on the red carpet, going after Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney. You NEVER want to hear these words coming out of Gary Busey's mouth: "I've been looking for you for years!" [P6]
Christina Aguilera got $1.5 million for pictures of her baby and now she's actually upset about it. [HollyScoop]
Sean Penn now dating Bruce Willis' ex, Petra Nemcova. Looks wayyy too proud of her in the picture. [P6]
If you are ever choosing Oscar parties, remember: Elton John is the one who invites Larry King and Sharon Stone. Jon Stewart and Portia de Rossi almost make up for it, though. [P6]