Real Lesbian Makeouts Not Performed For Male Attention
Incredibly, a fake lesbian "makeout" session with a hot friend is apparently still considered a savvy way to generate buzz, when really it's usually a desperate-looking appeal to the most drunken and knuckle-dragging heterosexual men and a clear marker of emotional vacancy. To wit, Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, reported snogging at Tenjune last night by a source who tells Us Weekly how Paris "loves putting on a show" (rilly?). After the jump,some landmark girl-on-girl couplings in the long, stupid history of psuedo-lesbianism:
Maggie Gyllenhaal bravely supported striking writers just recently with an admittedly fun faux-lesbian video saved by some self-mocking twists (excerpt below, whole thing here):
Britney Spears and Madonna, of course, kissed on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards December 2006.
Vanessa Hudgens just teased at it, lamely, last fall (still photo):
Television execs are not immune to the temptation; they've inserted girl-on-girl kisses into The OC, Wife Swa, Ally McBeal and One Tree Hill, and that was as of this three-year-old Times piece. Last year, it was Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox kissing on TV.
I'm already too bored to dig up more but if you're into it, go to town.