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Were you planning on booking the 2,500-square-foot penthouse with 1,700-square-foot garden at Robert De Niro's Greenwich Hotel for a staycation? Act fast, because the Landmarks Preservation Commission might be tearing it down! Because the top floor is just too big! Not to side with rule-violating developers, but wouldn't the dismantling of this thing be more of a menace to the neighborhood than its mere continued existence?