An email tipster forwards the following Scientology indoctrination message, purportedly from TV star Leah Remini. It reads, "You may know me from 'King of Queens,' but what is more important is that I am now OT V and at one point I was a very stalled Clear," and goes from there. Which is to say, it gets more fun, but also crazier and harder to decipher, so get out your Scientology decoder ring again!

The biggest reason to believe the undated email may be authentic is that Remini was among the first to see Suri, the cloistered baby from Katie Holmes and Scientology leader Tom Cruise, or from Katie Holmes and the sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, depending on whether you believe Cruise biographer Andrew Morton.

The biggest reason to believe it may be fake is that the Church of Scientology has been repeatedly accused of seeding false information about those it considers enemies.

If you have any idea whether this is real, or can translate it so the rest of us know what the hell it means, we'd love to hear from you. In the meantime, enjoy the crazy, and remember the old saying, "if your C/S has CS ed you for the PTS SP course, or some other needed action to get you rolling up the GRADECHART faster, then do it, and do it fast."


This is Leah Remini Writing you again. Some of you may know me from

the TV show "King of Queens", but what is more important is that I

am now OT V and at one point I was a very stalled Clear. A lot of

people helped me to get OT, and I decided I was going to turn around

and help every Clear make it to OT.

A couple of months ago, you received a letter from me about an event

I was holding to help people move who were stalled on the Bridge.

Obviously you did not come and for some reason, feel you are not

indeed a "stalled Clear". Let me start with the definition of

"stalled". Not that you are-but who knows? STALL: To slow down or

halt the progress of. (American Heritage Student Dictionary). If you

are not aggressively moving on your next step-your next "Gradechart

Action", you are stalled. Look at the Gradechart, it says: Clear-

Sunshine Rundown-Solo Course Part 1-OT Preparations and so on up the

chart. If you are not on your next step as per this chart, and are

not on a prerequisite for Solo, you are stalled-plain and simple.

If your C/S has CS ed you for the PTS SP course, or some other

needed action to get you rolling up the GRADECHART faster, then do

it, and do it fast. I have experience being a Stalled Clear. I was

the kind of gal who went on course MAYBE a period a day, only on

weekdays, and that was ONLY if I had the time. I felt I deserved a

special award for being there and they couldn't possibly ask for

more. I remember thinking and saying out loud, "I WILL NEVER be like

those idiots who wait 10 years to go OT!" 10 years later, I hadn't

moved. I mean I did everything else but move on to Solo One. I did

other courses, I got myself in to trouble, then needed some FPRD and

then I would finish that and it would be "my finances"... I would

hear people talk to me about other Clears and refer to them as

"stalled Clears" and I would be like "Yeah-they are totally stalled.

You guys should handle them." Never once did I think "I" was a

stalled Clear, because I was always doing something. Once my mother

told me I was stalled and I actually thought she was an idiot.

Really, I thought "Wow, she really should handle that." I also

thought she just didn't know me. My mom is OT VII and a Class VI.

She did know me and she was right. So, it is up to you now to be

honest with yourself and look at your own progress up the Bridge.

Do you ever wonder why you are not moving? No? Then that's an outpoint.

You are Clear, you are special, why have you not moved? Whatever the

reason, there is an answer and a solution. I don't care what it is:

you were not serviced right or fast enough, people don't get you,

you have other things going on that we don't get, you are helping

others, you are upset, you haven't been acked, your life is actually

going well, your life is not going well, there's no money there's no

time, if you were a millionaire you would do it no problem, you are

waiting for your 2D to make it, there's no urgency, you are not sure

if you have what it takes to be OT, you hated your auditor, you

don't like the parking situation...WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS STOPPING


Why am I telling you this and who the hell am I writing you? Do you

think that I have nothing better to do with my time than write you

letters and put on events? Do you think I make some sort of

commission off you? The answer is that I don't have better things to

do than to support my group and help when I can. Clears ARE my

group. And no- I don't make a dime. Does that make you wonder, "Why

the hell does she care?". Or... "Why does the Org care?" Well, when

you do your levels you too will care. Sept 11th (9/11) kicked me in

the a&#;.

I finally realized that all it takes is a few madmen to take us all

down. There I was, just running on my treadmill thinking life is

okay. I'm going on course every so often, (when I had time) and BAM!

Life has changed. I suddenly thought, "Oh my God, what if I'm stuck

in this condition again and I have to—what? Do it all over again?

Where would I go? What would I do? Would some secret Scientology

police come down and save me? Is there a secret back-up plan? I was

sure there was. But there isn't . All it would take is another

tragic event to happen again and we are all done. There will be no

planet for us to be stalled, or "just doing okay" on. There would be

nothing! The only plan is for you to move on up to OT as fast as you

can. That is the secret. Really. I am asking you to get it together.

You are in charge and responsible for what you do this lifetime. Not

being on course and not doing your next step is getting you where?

Play out the scenario-there you are being a Clear, being right about

whatever it is that is keeping you from being on course and doing

your next step. Years go by, you are making money, you have a nice

house and a nice car. You spent time with those friends you wanted

to hang out with, you cleaned out the garage, you traveled. You do

all the things that were keeping you from taking your next step.

Then what? Then you are going to move? I hate to say this but you

are lying to yourself. You need to move now, regardless of your

situation. Are you just going to keep in place what you have had

sitting there for lifetimes to come? Do you think we are just going

to be here forever? So I say knock off any critical thought right

now that you may have about me, the orgs, your FSM, your auditor,

anyone else, and contact us so we can help you. All you need to do

is just reach once and we can help. LRH was very clear on what we

need to do- obviously in some way you are out of agreement with

that. That again, is an outpoint, and we can help you with that.

You're waiting because of money? Or for your wife to do it first or

for you to strike it rich? It will not happen without your decision

to go up the levels. That is the truth. You owe it to yourself, your

family, and to mankind to move and move NOW.

In closing, this is not going to happen often. I am only doing this

again because some of you did not show. I hope to see you on

September 28th at 11:30am at the AOLA atrium for a second chance.

There will be brunch served, free of course! Do this for yourself-

just blow through whatever it is that is sitting there, and just

come. It's not going to kill you- I promise!

Much love,

Leah Remini