The travails of drunken fun-loving very unhinged libidinous duo Emily and Michelle as they struggle to find and keep a roommate in their Astoria apartment never seem to end. We've chronicled their efforts from the beginning to the end and, now, to a new beginning. Turns out their last roommate didn't "keep." Did it have, perhaps, something to do with Michelle describing thusly? "She's black and always drunk. in the past five minutes we've witnessed her running into a wall, chugging rum in her closet, drinking zwack from our freezer, running into the kitchen wall and falling over." It just might have but we'll never know since an explicit reason isn't given on the couple's tumblr. After the jump another truly remarkable Craigslist post.