Remember the time 50 Cent said masturbation was a sin and provided a four-step plan (via Twitter!) on how to curb your manly desires? Oh, how times, and bank statements, have changed.

In a recent AMA on Reddit, the Queens rapper was asked why he fumbled his opening pitch at the Mets-Pirates game last week. His answer? "I have a skeletal muscle injury on my left shoulder from excessive masturbation so take it easy lol." After which the Reddit Masturbatory Club of Respectable Gentlemen welcomed him with open arms.

Let the truth set you free, Fif.

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