Hunky heartthrob Zac Efron continued onward with his work out routine as he skated all the way from Burbank, California to New York City in less than a day. The route Efron took to the Big Apple was mostly downhill, which allowed him to make record-breaking time. Well, Efron admitted that he didn't skate the whole time; he managed to catch a few rides with soccer moms keen on impressing their young children. Efron enjoyed the journey because it allowed him to do a lot of thinking and soul searching. Efron said, "When I was out on the road, I thought that my trainer and I really need to work on my pecs when I get back home. Also, it's really, really flat in the Midwest, but at least they had a Godfathers Pizza."
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