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P.C.U. star Jeremy Piven thought the beach in Malibu was the place to be this summer, but the beaches appeared to be as empty as theaters showing The Love Guru. Piven skipped some stones into the ocean and attempted to build a sand castle before looking for his fellow beach bums. The popular actor caught up with a bronzed beach bum who was hiking up a flight stairs and asked where was everybody was. The bum said, "For starters, it's a Wednesday morning. Everybody's probably at work or just waking up. They're not all blessed like you and me with the ability to play volleyball or just hang out and drink beer and watch the sun fall behind the horizon line. You want to go in together on a case of Pacifico? Dos Equis?"

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