After photos surfaced recently of actress Lindsay Lohan and her extremely close best friend, DJ Samantha Ronson, old school necking in Cannes, the LiLoLesbo rumors have been back in full swing. As anyone who is a homosexual can tell you, parents are often the best place to get the inside scoop on their child's same-sex sex life. And Lindsay's estranged father, former prison-yard dreamer Michael, is no exception. He says that their sexy clam-on-clam relationship is "evident to anyone with half a brain." So, there you go. Unfortunately her mother Dina and sister Ali, stars of their own Peabody shoo-in E! series Living Lohan, do not find it evident ("it's pathetic what people say," says Ali. Whatever that means.) I guess that means that, um, heh, heh, they do not have half a brain. Or, you know, the deadbeat dad just doesn't really know what's going on in his daughter's life and is left with only conjecture and speculation. Sigh. And us? We're sort of excited that Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian (or is at least the non-college-attending equivalent of a LUG). You go, Ellen.