The Harvard educated and camera ready investment banker Muffie Benson-Perella would be a great guest on any business show. Her blog's slogan is "Dive Into the Muff!" And who wouldn't want to? This photogenic business woman is the founder of the Founder of Muff Cap, LLC., "an invitation only, private investment vehicle for prestigious and accredited investors only, employing an actively managed, long-short strategy." Plus, in prep school she concentrated in Contemporary French Poetry, and she was a part of the school's "exclusive" French Club. Fortunately, Muffie is just a caricature of vile she-bankers. Unfortunately, she's just the type the insipid Fox Business Happy Hour would love to have on as a guest. The network asked her to appear on an upcoming episode. After the jump, Fox's invitation to her mockery.

From: "xxx xxxxxxx" Date: April 14, 2008 8:10:28 AM CDT To: Subject: Fox Business Hi, I work for the 5pm show on Fox Business called Happy Hour and we would love to have you as a guest on the show. The show is live from 5-6pm at the Bull and Bear in the Waldorf Astoria (49th and Lexington). I look forward to speaking to you soon. Best, xxxxx Fox Business Network 212-xxx-xxxx

[via Muffie on Markets]