Governor Eliot Spitzer still might resign tonight. David Paterson—whoever the hell that is—could be our governor by 7 p.m. tonight. But nothing's actually happened yet, and Fox already falsely reported resignation rumors this afternoon. So obviously the only fair way to do this is by putting it to a vote. Gawker readers, New York's fate is in your hands. He's done something shockingly, breathtakingly stupid, but also something that, outside of its illegality, has absolutely no bearing on his ability or inability to govern (you know where we stand). So, a poll:

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